hey handsome…………of that money to me
the most depressing part of the day is watching as the sky gradually gets darker and knowing that you have done absolutely nothing productive
my mum asks me to show her this almost every day
- Friend: what time do you usually go to bed?
- Me: 10:30ish sometimes 4
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF AD IS THIS
A REALLY EFFECTIVE ONE SAVE THE FROGSSAVE THE GODDAMN FROGS
SAVE ALL THE FUCKING FROGS DAMMIT!
I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.
I Was Trying To Be Loving And Supportive But I Probably Overstepped My Boundaries And Came Off as Creepy: a feature-length film with two sequels and a TV series adaption.
I Was Trying To Tell You I Relate To Your Difficult Situation But It Probably Sounded Like I Was Making It All About Me: a novel saga with several side book adaptions and a movie.
oh my god i’m fucking sick of this generation’s mentality that your sadness is beautiful and somebody will fix you and all this fucking john green shit nobody will find you in a bookstore reading bukowski and want to lie with you and nobody will kiss your scars and you will not be like effie and freddie you’ve got to be your own fucking hero and surround yourself with positivity
If u wake up before 10 am at your own free will I don’t trust u, why u need those extra hours, to scheme on me? To eat my food while I’m sleep? To steal my money? Uh uh nope
[AGGRESSIVELY TRIES TO BE PART OF A GROUP OF FRIENDS]
Yeah I guess you could say I like older men .
Anonymous asked: you have a nice butt, especially for an asian gal
i feel like this is theresa but i cant be too sure
So something about today made me really lethargic and antisocial and inadequate. I’m pretty sure this usually happens when I try to be social and it kind of fails in the beginning then I dig an even deeper hole of antisocial behavior and then I’m dissatisfied with myself as a human being and then feel the need to redeem that and then realize that what I just tried to do is meaningless and then I just turn to the mother of all denial which is sleep and then now I’m up and have learned the error of my ways and will reflect in a really meaningful way for another 5 minutes and then study for my final and hopefully sleep for at least 3 hours and then do okay on my final and hopefully start fresh.